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March 20, 2010 20:24

678 posts(s)

 

My qualify games for CL vs a CPU team as Defender of the CL trophy!

1 × 0
3-5-2 formation 4-4-2
42% possession 58%
11 shots 23
9 shots on target 20
94% accurrate passes 89%
33% effective tackles 47%
1 corners 4
8 offsides 5
7 fouls 4

1 × 3
4-4-2 formation 3-5-2
55% possession 45%
29 shots 14
22 shots on target 9
88% accurrate passes 96%
51% effective tackles 32%
1 corners 1
1 offsides 6
7 fouls 6

This really makes me feel like quitting. What kind of bullshit is this? I was suppose to defend my title in CL…..

 

March 20, 2010 23:01

3 posts(s)

 

hey im Tenerife’s manager i played my qualifications for CL vs Hertha Berlin.. In the second leg i did 1-1 at Hertha stadium… just want to know how a 100 shooting could misss a fucking penalty… this game is shitty or what…….

 

March 22, 2010 04:45

4,284 posts(s)

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Looks like you guys are starting to lose your patience :)
I understand that. I saw your matches Sly and I was really surprised. I’m still living in a hotel here in Australia but tomorrow I will finally go to an apartment. It won’t take much longer now until I am able to catch up the pending work I left in the match engine.

 

March 22, 2010 15:37

33 posts(s)

 

@Carlos – Everybody can miss a penalty… These things also happen in real life! How can a 100 shooting miss a free kick or dont finish a chance… If Cristiano Ronaldo in real life was a 100 shooting… Wouldn’t he make 5 goals every game??

@Sly – Bad things happen.. To many of these things happen in the game.. And the stats make it even worse! Things get improved really slowly… But as the former CL winner you are! Cant win it every year! Next season another chance!

 

March 23, 2010 14:30

37 posts(s)

 

Happens all the time sly, this is mine from last week. My match didnt really matter, but look below… yikes!

1 × 1
4-4-2 formation 4-4-2
32% possession 68%
3 shots 30
3 shots on target 20
84% accurrate passes 88%
26% effective tackles 72%
0 corners 4
5 offsides 12
7 fouls 0

 

March 24, 2010 09:01

387 posts(s)

 

@Sly: Now your nightmare Eindhoven is mine aswell …

2 × 3
4-4-2 formation 3-5-2
58% possession 42%
37 shots 8
27 shots on target 8
89% accurrate passes 94%
64% effective tackles 20%
2 corners 2
8 offsides 8
6 fouls 8

 

March 24, 2010 11:26

117 posts(s)

 

…your nightmare is my dream lol!

In all seriousness, there’s no good reason why I made it through the next round…

 

March 24, 2010 13:09

678 posts(s)

 

in all fairness when it comes to league games i accept it, because everyone has them. So in the end we all have an “even” amount of unfair losses. The CL thing just felt horrible for me, especially after winning it last season!

I feel sorry for you Philipp, but for us french teams it was good to see you being struck by the Eindhoven nightmare :)

 

March 24, 2010 19:08

387 posts(s)

 

hehe, Sly, in your position i would have felt excited, too. Patrick, good luck! You have no more CPU monster in your way to the final … that’s an advantage

 

March 25, 2010 00:12

299 posts(s)

 

actually, if notice around Europe, CPU teams are having a field day. Spezia is second in Italy, and Lyon was 3d before getting a new manager in France. Still in France, there is a nice cue of CPUs right after the last Europa spot.
It’s the Matrix reloaded all over :D

 

March 25, 2010 00:22

287 posts(s)

 

Another one

1 × 2
4-3-3 formation 4-4-2
55% possession 45%
34 shots 7
30 shots on target 7
96% accurrate passes 91%
51% effective tackles 37%
8 corners 0
3 offsides 5
8 fouls 8

 

March 25, 2010 04:43

828 posts(s)

 

this is shit happends to my team every game

nothing is being done

this game is dieing

 

March 26, 2010 16:30

301 posts(s)

 

admins are busy with real life stuff davison. cut them some slack :)

 

March 27, 2010 08:33

678 posts(s)

 

If that happens every game to you Davison, perhaps it’s you and not the system? :)

 

March 27, 2010 19:25

828 posts(s)

 

perhaps its the game that keeps f’ing up

my tactics are sound… as u can see with my clubs championships in FA cup and league

 

March 29, 2010 20:48

340 posts(s)

 

hehehe, come on. Be serious. You win some you lose some, next season you can try to perfect your tactics. Maybe you should go defensive in away games and attack on home games, or whatever you are not doing already. Surprise victories are good for the game.

 

March 30, 2010 12:07

678 posts(s)

 

@Davison: I really don’t want to take the piss, but what championships? You won the EPL in season 23. It is now season 37. You know the engine has changed alot right? I’ve changed my tactics god knows how much because of those changes. It never hurts to experiment and try to find something new that works. If you feel you lose tomany “unfair” games, perhaps it is the tactics? To much focus on getting alot of shots instead of getting possesion? Perhaps visa versa…..?

 

March 31, 2010 04:49

828 posts(s)

 

2 fa cups in succession

i get alot of shots and alot of possesion and dominate the entire game every game my team plays… winning isnt something that is consistant in this game…when the right team should win..but i will agree that it should happen about 5 times a season to every team keeps hte game close

 

March 31, 2010 16:40

678 posts(s)

 

Well cups can be a bit of a crap shoot. I recall being 2nd like 4-5 times in a row with the best stats. Just never was able to beat that damn Monaco in the cup final :).

Getting shots is 1 thing, but scoring them is another. If for example your attackers don’t have very good stats, they might shoot yes…. but it’s not hard for the goalkeeper to save it. So the stats would say you have alot of shots, but you got to ask yourself….where they good shots? You can have “window dressing” when it comes to stats. For example, simply putting shooting on long will give you alot of shots. But like I said…. who says they are good shots? shooting from far outside the penalty area will decrease the chance of the ball going in. Don’t let the “stats” fool you. Many managers make this mistake.

 

April 19, 2010 03:46

5 posts(s)

 

sorry but this must be a joke :

Augsburg-Rio Ave : champions league qualification

Date: Season 37, Turn 89

1 x 5

4-3-3 formation 4-4-2
55% possession 45%
23 shots 14
20 shots on target 12
85% accurrate passes 88%
64% effective tackles 32%
1 corners 2
6 offsides 5
4 fouls 10

 

April 19, 2010 03:47

5 posts(s)

 

another one :

augsburg-hertha bsc berlin

0 × 1

4-3-3 formation 4-4-2
58% possession 42%
28 shots 5
22 shots on target 4
89% accurrate passes 97%
74% effective tackles 42%
3 corners 1
0 offsides 10
2 fouls 11

 

April 24, 2010 10:42

40 posts(s)

 

my last games:

shots 17-12, shots on target 13-9, result 0-1
shots 28-9, shots on target 23-9, result 1-1
shots 20-11, shots on target 17-9, result 1-2
shots 18-13, shots on target 15-10, result 1-1

 

May 02, 2010 02:02

5 posts(s)

 

again!!!

2 × 2
4-4-2 formation 3-3-4
64% possession 36%
43 shots 8
40 shots on target 6
90% accurrate passes 95%
87% effective tackles 27%
10 corners 1
3 offsides 9
2 fouls 7

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